Sorry for opulence

As the world already knows, Angelina Jolie has recently pretended to be 'single' so as to be able to legally adopt another little kiddie from a foreign country, in her quest to buy at least one needy child every time she goes to the supermarket. (And thank goodness for modern day marketing is all I can say; in the olden days she would have run out of colors to choose from after working her way through red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet).

However, I digress, unusually so for me.

What would Tyler Durden Do? has this delicious take on the latest addition to the Jolie child collection -

Jolie has been quoted as saying:

"I will stay at home to help Pax adjust to his new life. I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment. I am very proud and happy to be their mother … Photographs and press coverage will make (Pax) upset. I'm very worried about that. I would like to say I'm sorry for bringing this into Pax's life."

Tyler Durden says:

"Sorry? She just delivered this kid from a Vietnamese orphanage to a lifetime of opulence and splendor. Based on my awesome level of jingoism, I'm pretty sure Vietnam sucks. Last night he slept on a bed stuffed with bones and hay and ate a stew made from rocks and hair, but today he’ll fly to his new house on an 80 million dollar private jet and “mom“ is the hottest piece of ass on the planet. The only thing she needs to apologize for is the kid may pass out from squealing with delight."